Friday, November 18, 2011

holiday problems & solutions

problem: your pre-lit christmas tree doesn't light up anymore
solution: go back to the prehistoric days and manually string your lights. hard work, i know.
problem: only 4'5
solution: ladder
 Problem: no mistle toe
Solution: free kisses for
anyone, anywhere, at anytime
Problem: too many peanuts
Solution: make ornaments
Problem: Eating too much on Thanksgiving
 and not being able to move for 2 weeks
Solution: Don't move and enjoy the lights,
because you decorated early already!